Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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