no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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