I cockslap morals
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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