I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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