Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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