D3 body, D1 cock
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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