My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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