I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
