there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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