What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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