Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
