Three words: puerto rican gang bang
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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