Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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