how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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