Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I need to calm my uterus...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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