If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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