first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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