he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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did you just send me my own nude
How does one acquire holy water?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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