All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
