I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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