im having a threesome with these popsicles
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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