Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Success! We fucked roommates!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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