? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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