I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
