Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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