you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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