all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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