Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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