dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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