apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
it's like heaven, but drunker
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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