U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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