just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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