She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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