UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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