i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I have fence marks all over my body
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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