doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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