That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
another moral hangover. fuck.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My penis needs a shock collar
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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