I think I am morally bankrupt
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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