will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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