party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This is classic penis vs brain.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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