He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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