I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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