So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
do nipples grow back?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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