Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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