blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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