your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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