so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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