I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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