Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
porn star boner night. come get it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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