Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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