can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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