16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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