walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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