Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
