Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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