is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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