Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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