is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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